Why MCA - by Comedy Court

The 12th Malaysian General Elections brought about some shocking defeats but none as devastating as the results obtained by Barisan National's main Chinese component party, political and business partner.... M.C.A. The loss of many seats including their President's Dato Seri Ong Ka Ting has caused the party to stir up new ways to bring back into its fold, the departure of so many Chinese voters, who in the past years could easily be convinced by a simple song and dance such as this ...

Chinaman become Ali Baba Man
With UMNO man who get bumiputra plan
The work the Indian man
He sub to illegal immigrant
And everybody's happy

So the Chinaman, from the opposition
Take over government, and cause the frustration
And now the UMNO man, with the contract in hand
He turn around to Ali Baba

And said what lah! man
How can this happen, tell me
Why MCA?
How can you lose your seat now
Why MCA?
You know election has come,
You should have paid more up front
Now we all bang balls!
Opposition has won

So CHai So Now So How?
So Why MCA?
So CHai So Now So How?
So why MCA?
Last time it's Mou Tak Teng
with Ong Ka Ting
Now all got open tender
how to Kao Tim?

So CHai So Now So How?
So BYE MCA
So CHai So Now So How?
YOu LIE MAC
You say that transparency
Will lead to bankruptcy
Chinese got straight hair
How much straighter can we be?
We are the ones who started HALA money
We are the trusted nominated proxies
Say you, we change policies
Tell people don't see the KERIS
Let Ali Baba do his business and his deals

So CHai So Now So How?
That's how you LIE MCA
So CHai So Now So How?
if not you DIE MCA
So CHai So Now So How?
So that is WHY MCA
So CHai So Now So How?
You have to CRY MCA
So CHai So Now So How?
That's how you LIE MCA
So CHai So Now So How?
If not you DIE MCA
So CHai So Now So How?
So that is WHY MCA
So CHai So Now So How?
You have to TRY MCA

Hey turn down the music
Don't know what the So Chai singing

Aiiyah! Traffuc jam agian
They give new road so that we can cut time
Suddenly they put the toll there
now all jam behind the toll!

Aiyah!
Hey Ong! You heard this one or not?

Who do you kill when you see a Chinaman and a snake?

Ar!...
You kill the Indian fella singing this song lah!

Ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho