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Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Friday, March 16, 2012

Mat Sabu joked about Lembu (cow)

This is the first time I saw Mat Sabu and from the reaction of the audience, Mat Sabu can really crack jokes and make people laugh.

However, he delivers an important and serious message - UMNO/BN must be kicked out from Putrajaya (Federal power) for real urgently needed reforms to start and not the so called reforms talked about by Najib Abdul Razak.

Wished I have the ability to transcript his jokes and message into Bahasa Malaysia or translate into English to reach a wider audience. Any volunteers>

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Najib Muhyiddin and the Queen

Najib asked the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

" Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people."

Najib frowned, and then asked, " But how do I know the people around me
are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer
an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please
send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who
is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Najib went back home to ask Mahyudin the same
question. "answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a
child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Mahyudin. "Let me get back to you on that one..." He
went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an
answer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Lim Guan Eng's shoes in the next stall.

Mahyudin didn't want but asked anyway, "Lim, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Lim yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Mahyudin smiled, and said, "Thanks!"
Then, he went back to speak with Najib.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Lim Guan Eng!"

Najib got up, stomped over to Mahyudin, and angrily yelled into his face,
"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT IN Putrajaya & WHY!!