EC Chairman Abdul Aziz is a talking arsehole

Michael Ng in a comment over at Malaysiakini's EC is not Superman expressed my feelings so well about this useless Malaysian Election Commission Chairman Abdul Aziz Mohd Yusof. He said: "But you have the part of the body that you used so well....the arsehole for talking."

The talking arsehole in trying to justify his obvious bias in not doing more about the rampant election bribery, etc., rambled about the human anatomy. When asked about Najib openly bribing Rajang Park voters, Abdul Aziz said: “When he (Najib) said 'You help me, I help you' he wasn't talking to an individual, he was speaking to a large crowd...

“To say it is bribery, it has to be proved in court. It must be proved that it influenced the voters and it has to be made known that the elector voted for the candidate because of this. But how do we prove it? Votes are confidential… I'm not a lawyer, so let the court decide.

“To a lay(person) it may look like corruption (but) this is politics. For example, PAS used to say 'If you join our party, this is real Islam, otherwise no heaven for you'. In China, there are 30 million Muslims. If they don't join PAS (does it mean) they won't go to heaven?”

Talking Arsehole Abdul Aziz on Najib's election bribery

“We specialise in it (elections)… if we (were to) take care of everything we (would be) very powerful (but) we can't do everything,” EC chairperson Abdul Aziz Mohd Yusof said, resorting to an analogy to explain the stance.

“We must understand this - the body does not function with one organ and one organ doesn't manage all the functions. The nose is for breathing, the ears are for listening and so on. If we only had one body part, say just the nose, we would have to use it to listen, to see (and) to eat with - everything would be so much easier then and there would be no worries.

“But God didn't create us in that way. Why? Simply because we cannot be like Superman. Doctors have to be doctors, lawyers have to be lawyers - otherwise a doctor would be doing the task of a doctor, lawyer and engineer.”