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Monday, March 10, 2008

Malaysia like United States?

Hi all,

Got this via an email forward and don't know if it is copyright. But if this had been circulating, then likely it is public domain. In any case, if you happens to be the copyright owner, all you need to do is to click on the "Click here to contact me" and let me know what you want done - delete, apologize, link your website, but please don't demand compensation because I am too poor to pay you compensation. Even if you spend money, take me to court and win, I will be in trouble but I don't think you will get much money as I don't have much of that important stuff to distribute. Better you just give me the above choice. If you are the one who forwarded me this message, and you have no objection to me copy-pasting it or you know who the copyright owner is, leave a comment or email me.

NOTE: Politicians were mentioned in that "forward" and just want you to know I met a long time schoolmate and wanted to introduce him to Tony Pua Kiam Wee, winner of the recently concluded amazing election of my Constituent and a newbie to politics, he declined. I had a chat with him over the table in the coffee shop and just could not persuade him that not every human on earth are the same. Different people have different values, and our country get blessed when we have honest politicians and God help us if our country get saddled with the wrong values. BTW I have an autographed of an election poster with his photo on it and very proud to be in possession of such a poster.



WOW THIS IS SOME AMAZING STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn w ith some simple division

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean?

A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.

B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.Washington , D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??

Tax his land,Tax his wage,Tax his bed in which he lays.

Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow,Tax his goat,Tax his pants,Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,Tax his shirts,Tax his work,Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,Tax his drink,Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his booze,Tax his beers,If he cries,Tax his tears.

Tax his bills,Tax his gas,Tax his notes,Tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers,Tax him more,Tax him until he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin,Tax his grave,Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom!'

And when he's gone,We won't relax,We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!

Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CDL License Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Perm it Tax

Gasoline Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax,

Luxury Tax,

Marriage License Tax,

Medicare Tax,

Property Tax,

Real Estate Tax,

Service charge taxes,

Social Security Tax,

Road Usage Tax (Truckers),

Sales Taxes,

Recreational Vehicle Tax,

School Tax,

State Income Tax,

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,

Telephone Federal,

State and Local Surcharge Tax,

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

Telephone State and Local Tax,

Telephone Usage Charge Tax,

Utility Tax,

Vehicle License Registration Tax,

Vehicle Sales Tax,

Watercraft Registration Tax,

Well Permit Tax,

Workers Compensation Tax.

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to 'press 1' for English.

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times

What the heck happened?????

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